Closed Caption Roulette

"McMike" (mcmike) 07/08/2015 at 17:04 • Filed to: Closed Caption Roulette

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Welcome to !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , where we turn on closed captioning while watching a Jalopnik video, and capture the silliest ones that pop up.

These are all from today’s !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! video, and the captions are real.

thebigbossyboss > McMike 07/08/2015 at 17:08

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Well not the ones in Buffalo. They finished last. The sofest stuff on earth!

MonkeePuzzle > McMike 07/08/2015 at 17:09

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so good! thank you automated CC!

Takuro Spirit > McMike 07/08/2015 at 17:09

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My reaction as well.... My. Reaction. As well.

itschrome > McMike 07/08/2015 at 17:09

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hahaha. funnier than it probably should have been

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > McMike 07/08/2015 at 17:09

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I don’t believe you.

Echo51 > McMike 07/08/2015 at 17:10

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She’s calling doug out on his bullshit here.

MonkeePuzzle > McMike 07/08/2015 at 17:10

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MUST. RESIST.... desire to edit picture to move that open mouthed face to beneath a controlling outstretched hand

For Sweden > McMike 07/08/2015 at 17:10

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I knew Jalopnik didn’t have any African American writers after Aaron Foley left, but I didn’t know Doug planned that.

McMike > Takuro Spirit 07/08/2015 at 17:11

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Ask Doug:

“You pile I would like 14 a ball gag on my cock what wigh my car cuz it’s such a what?

MonkeePuzzle > MonkeePuzzle 07/08/2015 at 17:12

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ok ok, I’ll resist making it look good... but... I am weak

McMike > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/08/2015 at 17:13

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@5:31

For Sweden > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/08/2015 at 17:16

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It’s true

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > McMike 07/08/2015 at 17:18

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DeMuroball is new Polandball?!

JustAnotherG6 > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/08/2015 at 17:20

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still laughing at that one.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > McMike 07/08/2015 at 17:23

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Incredible. And the look on her face...

Birddog > McMike 07/08/2015 at 17:25

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Oh. My. God.

This is too good!

MonkeePuzzle > McMike 07/08/2015 at 17:30

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RallyWrench > McMike 07/08/2015 at 17:35

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What is this I can’t even.

E92M3 > McMike 07/08/2015 at 18:21

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Who is this? I guarantee she is the finest girl to ever be in Dougs basement.

Leadbull > For Sweden 07/08/2015 at 19:04

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His Georgian roots remain strong

Leadbull > McMike 07/08/2015 at 19:07

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letters2doug@gmail, people.

Do your part!